The Cerk

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED THAT…….

Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America .. Read more…

ARLINGTON CEMETERY

This is really an awesome sight to watch if you’ve never had the chance, to see it.  Very fascinating.

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Facts About the Tomb:

1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why?

21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary.

2. How long Read more…

For all the scientists out there and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible, here’s something that shows God’s awesome creation and that He is still in control.

Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been called ‘myth’ in the Bible is true?

Mr. Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland and a consultant in the space program, relates the following development.

I think one of the most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland.

They were checking out Read more…

You have probably heard of North Korea in recent news. They are probably the most seclusive country in the world. Christians in North Korea have been severly persicuted for there faith in Christ. I highly respect these strong Christians who live in these extremely hard conditions.

I would like you to think of a question. Do you think Read more…

This is a funny emial which I recieved.  Some may not get the humor…but it is funny for those who do. 

BIBLICAL BUSINESSES 
   
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dorothy.
 
 Now Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.  Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her husband, “Why doth thou travel far from Read more…

Having a bad day? Well Then, Consider These true stories and cheer up.  .  .     
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So you’re having a bad day…

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.  No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, Read more…

This is just a joke about responses from various people what they would say if they were asked why did the chicken cross the road. This is not meant to offend or put down any of these people, I did not make this up, I recieved it in an email therefore if you have a problem, don’t talk to me.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
of the road!
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This is just a funny email recieved about Hilary Clinton, It is a joke just incase you didn’t know…

Your donation needed

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton . We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to Read more…

I did not make this up, I found this on the Internet somewhere, and it is similar to something my Uncle gave a young man who asked to date his daughter. It was more of a questionnaire though. I found this pretty funny. Enjoy.

10 Rules for Dating my Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her while talking, so long as you do not peer below her neck. If you cannot keep your hands off of my daughter’s body in public, I will remove them from your arms.
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